Ah. Well both my parents are always away. Back when I was a kid, we used to travel through different places until they left us in Oasis. These two are always together. That's because my dad is lascivious and my mother doesn't like the thought of him cheating on her. They're a pretty funny couple in my perspective. Dad has a little trouble controlling his temper. And mum is an expert in that area. Even though she's evil-minded, she can control herself and still look good. Mum will always stick beside Dad because there are a few women in their crew and you know, he's a man, he's easily tempted. You know the drill.
They told me they met while dad docked his ship in Nirvana. Mum was a pirate from Nirvana. She was looking at new ships because her old one got hit by a canon during war with other pirates. Then dad suddenly went up from her back asking her to come join him in his crew for there are no women and he was growing lonely. But she refused and smacked him.
They kept meeting accidentally at sea and then as time passed by, they went from strangers to weird acquaintances. Like you know when there are times you know someone long enough already and you talk from time to time but you still can't consider yourselves close? Yeah, that's how they were. So yeah, they kept meeting each other and then one day, dad made a leap from his ship to my mother's ship. I think during this time, mum declared a pirate war against dad's crew. So while fighting, dad jumps at mum's ship, then they start teasing each other rather lustfully and then boom! Dad goes for the treasure box. He kisses her but she didn't refuse. And then, well, things happened. Things a kid like me ain't supposed to tell.
So they finally did it and yeah, mum joined dad in his ship under the condition that she is co-captain. Then she told me that before they became a couple, she saw dad with other women at taverns and other pirate's ships. He was that horny. Mum is hot so I hope he stays with her forever.
... obviously, Chrys and I had our hair colour from mum and skin and eye colour from dad. You never imagined my father to have dark hair, didn't you? And yes he's had that goatee ever since he was a teenager. That scar was from when mother scratched his face with her long nails. Don't ask why.
I think I look more like my father than my mother. I actually think that Chrys looks like mum. But we're twins so... I don't know. You can't see my dad's face from that picture clearly so you can't tell too.
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