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The wrath of June (Otto edition)

Oh he had something up his sleeves alright. He pulled out an invincible umbrella made by Alvin Ceika. Sneaky bastard that Ceika. June started chasing again so Jan had no choice but to run with his umbrella. Fortunately for him, it was equipped with many things, much like a Cain. One of the abilities his umbrella can do is to fly him off like Mary Poppins. So fly he did.

From above, he looked at how Junes eyes glowed furiously. June started thinking. "If I threw Shelby up in the air, maybe she'd grow wings?". She looked at Shelby and Shelby looked at her with confusion. June grabbed Shelby's shoulders and lifted her from the ground. Shelby was starting to panic. June threw her and to her surprise, Shelby transformed into something. 

What the fuckery?

London:
I honestly have no idea what kind of men I'm attracted to in general. I guess since I like Erily I'd go for someone clean and feminine. Erily's a little bit of a jerk though... But he's a softy. Who could that be? I think I'll go for Misty. 

Erika: 
Hmm... I actually go for any guy who seems fuckable. I seem to like passive guys. For a change, (and although I know I'd resent this), I'll go for Aira. Or Ari. They're the only ones passive enough that I know... 

Otto:
Zonvelf or Henri. The only blonde guys I know.  

Day 16: Third wheel

Hi! It's London. Otto and I left WCA on April 2nd and now I'm stuck in Nether hanging out with him and my sister. It seems they're together now and it feels awful being the third wheel. What's worse, Matrix is not here to accompany me and Erika and Chrys are away on a voyage. I should've come with Erika instead... Why did I decide to stay home?

I should call Misty...

Killing is a no-no Erika...

London:

Why I've never pondered about killing. I live in Eden. I'd like to think people in Eden are peaceful compared to the other parts of Nether... Please don't make me answer this question :( 

Erika: 

Ahoy! From the land of make believe! Kidding brah! Killing? Why yes, I have killed. I'm a pirrrrrate for heaven's sake. What pirate has not killed? I myself would kill that pirate. Even my pristine brother Chrys has killed. But compared to him, I'm more messy. What I mean is, my clothes would get splattered, or basically blood is really involved. But I tend to stray away from killing Nethers. Because Nether blood has the ability to erase memories. 

Voyage together with Frias and our sacrifice Meygan's pretty fun. Sabrina requested that I torture Meygan. I'll have to think how... 

Otto: 

The only thing I've hit or stab with my axe or whatchamacallem are rocks from mine caves I worked at. Other than that, nope. Never killed a single soul. Yeah, London is right when she said Eden is a peaceful country. But not everyone in Eden has peaceful thoughts. I for one would like to kill my brother Matrix and then when he dies, I shall go with him for we were born together in this world, and we shall die together. Just kidding. I won't end my life via Matrix. I can hit him though. Still, I would like to give it a try. Killing that is. 

London: Last time I cried

It was pretty recent, and I know it's over some petty thing. But it was that time Lei was teasing (or could you call it bullying?) me about being a bunny. I don't remember the whole thing because I was busy being hurt and crying :( 

If that isn't included then... Let me think hard. 

Erika on crying

The last time I cried was when I came out from my mother's womb with Chrys! And it was tears of happiness, might I add. Honestly, I'm not much of a crier. Even when I broke up with my first boyfriend, I didn't cry. But that's probably because I dumped him... Still, I don't think I would've cried if it were the other way around. Unless I got deeper into the relationship. But hey, I'm a pirate! We're not so keen on crying or emotional dipshit.

Erika: Otto is the natural air head

Otto is germs. Everybody knows that! I know some won't agree because some claim that he's good looking. That's obviously natural for Andromedans. But if you spend enough time with him, you'd know he's icky!

First and foremost, he's stupid. He was probably born that way. That or he hit his head while working on Eden mines. Secondly, he's perverted. I pray to Nether and to the Pope of Andromeda that Sahara won't end up with him. I feel like he will molest her everyday D: 

Third is the fact that he won't turn his translating device on because of his laziness. Dude, consider other people why don't'cha? Fourth is his ability to separate his eyes. That's obviously a useless skill and it only makes him all the more perverted. And lastly is his ever unchanging displeased look. So uncute. You won't even know the difference between his surprised look and his happy look or his sad look because they're all the same. At least Lee knows how to change expressions.

The only reason I hate him is because he's icky and he disapprove of my love for Matrix. I don't even know why he's so mad at me. Maybe you like me? Aaah~ I see~ I get it now! You're in love with me, yet I'm in love with your twin, not you. So you're trying to separate me from him 'cause you're a sourpuss. Hohoho!

Otto: Erks is stoooopid!

I wonder why Chrys wasn't named Eric? Or Erks not being named Merika or something :\ 

I hate loud-mouthed bitches. I just realised. Erika has no class so she annoys me. Plus, she's a sad excuse for a blonde. I feel sorry for Matrix. Ever since he came here, he's been coming to my house, or calling me, whining about everything. We don't bond that way, okay?

Erks is an airhead. I can feel it. Sure, she can pull her grades up. But doesn't she have the face of an idiot? And everything she does looks idiotic. I don't have to have a reason to call her an idiot, do I?

London: Something stupid about Sabrina

It's true, Sabrina and I don't have conversations much, despite being cousins. But I do observe her a lot. I can't tell whether she's stupid in class or not. 'Cause her grades shift from high to low. I guess she doesn't care. She disappears a lot too...

I'm not accusing her of being stupid, but I think it's silly when she concocts her so called "evil" plans. Or taking over the universe and stuff. She's clearly delusional. I pity her that she is being forced on loving Alvin. She gets really possessive, which I think she can't help. But in reality, she's not even doing anything about it. Also, back when she used to chant non-stop, I'd stare at her and somewhat pity her. I don't know what her purpose is for going in front of the class and shouting her claims of the universe. I'm glad that has calmed down though... She's a strange one, isn't she?