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Erika: Otto is the natural air head

Otto is germs. Everybody knows that! I know some won't agree because some claim that he's good looking. That's obviously natural for Andromedans. But if you spend enough time with him, you'd know he's icky!

First and foremost, he's stupid. He was probably born that way. That or he hit his head while working on Eden mines. Secondly, he's perverted. I pray to Nether and to the Pope of Andromeda that Sahara won't end up with him. I feel like he will molest her everyday D: 

Third is the fact that he won't turn his translating device on because of his laziness. Dude, consider other people why don't'cha? Fourth is his ability to separate his eyes. That's obviously a useless skill and it only makes him all the more perverted. And lastly is his ever unchanging displeased look. So uncute. You won't even know the difference between his surprised look and his happy look or his sad look because they're all the same. At least Lee knows how to change expressions.

The only reason I hate him is because he's icky and he disapprove of my love for Matrix. I don't even know why he's so mad at me. Maybe you like me? Aaah~ I see~ I get it now! You're in love with me, yet I'm in love with your twin, not you. So you're trying to separate me from him 'cause you're a sourpuss. Hohoho!

1 comments:

Otto Lancer said...

PUH-LEASE! *Snobbish look*