What the fuckery?

London:
I honestly have no idea what kind of men I'm attracted to in general. I guess since I like Erily I'd go for someone clean and feminine. Erily's a little bit of a jerk though... But he's a softy. Who could that be? I think I'll go for Misty. 

Erika: 
Hmm... I actually go for any guy who seems fuckable. I seem to like passive guys. For a change, (and although I know I'd resent this), I'll go for Aira. Or Ari. They're the only ones passive enough that I know... 

Otto:
Zonvelf or Henri. The only blonde guys I know.